THE TALLOW WRESTLING MISSION STATEMENT

Written Friday 14/08/2009

Our mission is to familiarize the world with the glorious substance that is tallow.  “The consumable”, “liquid gold”, “the grease of kings”, all names which describe this ancient liquid whose name and origins remain foreign to the majority of our unprivileged world population. 

Tallow is the slipperiness in our soap, the calories in our margarine and the grease on our new sporting superstars. 

Tallow wrestling has been designed to do two things… (1) Give exposure to the wonderful golden syrup that is animal fat; and (2) Give those once youthful expanding furry men in our society one last shot at superstardom, one last chance to make an impact in an international arena, one last shot to get nude and wrestle other men. 

If, in the wake of this global phenomenon that is tallow wrestling, a few lives are changed, saved or tarnished, then its promoters will have failed in their mission for global recognisation and appreciation of tallow.  If, in 2012, when the President of the International Olympic Committee reads his address at the Closing Ceremony of the London Olympics and says “This has been the greatest Olympic games ever… because of the inception of Nude Heavyweight Tallow Wrestling”, then, and only then will we have been successful in our mission. 

“Mr Fatastic” 

CHAIRMAN

IF IT IS WORTH DOING,  IT IS WORTH DOING NUDE